Let’s swap our seated places,
quit honking horns and pulling faces,
let’s all extend some kinder graces.
Lets both not break red stop lights,
let’s not trump wrongs against rights,
let’s pray none have to say last rites.
Let’s both apply our brakes and gears,
let all admit their faults and fears,
let’s show appreciation: say “cheers”.
Four wheels good but two wheels best
your left hand turns make me stressed:
cycling should be required for test.
We cyclists have no windows, nor roof,
ride tall in saddle but not aloof:
cyclists skulls aren’t shatterproof.
I’m not saying bikes are better,
I’m not condemning the carburettor –
we’re neither road royalty, nor beggar!